Brutal Honesty Vanity Plate – “According to my financial planner, I will be able to retire at age 97 and live comfortably for 11 minutes”

Description

This aluminum novelty license plate brings dry humor and eye-catching contrast to any garage, wall, or vehicle trim. The bold heading and clean sans-serif text deliver the joke with crisp clarity, while the brushed silver backing catches the light for an elevated, tactile look. Lightweight and sturdy, it hangs easily from four pre-drilled holes and adds a wink of personality to a driveway, workshop, or office wall. It’s made and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, printed with vibrant inks that resist fading so the punchline stays sharp.

Product features

– 100% aluminum construction — strong yet lightweight with a silver back and white printed front

– Vivid, high-resolution printing for bright, crisp text and contrast

– Pre-drilled four holes for straightforward hanging or mounting

– One standard size: 12" × 6" (30.5 × 15.2 cm)

– Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts (mounting hardware not included)

Care instructions

– Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth