Brutal Honesty Desk Mat — “I am going to quit on Friday” (3 Sizes)

Description

A clean, minimalist desk mat that brings quiet humor and practical function to your workspace. The matte surface features bold, honest typography that reads like an inside joke between coworkers, while the soft neoprene base keeps your mouse, keyboard, and pens steady through long work sessions. Hemmed edges resist fraying and the vivid print stays crisp, so the subtle statement remains sharp day after day. Choose from three sizes to fit a compact laptop nook or a full desktop setup — a small touch that changes the mood of your workday and makes routine tasks feel a little less serious.

Design is optimized for larger sizes. Make sure you carefully review the images before ordering.

Product features

– Non-slip neoprene bottom keeps mat firmly in place

– Hemmed edges for added durability and long-lasting use

– Vibrant, high-resolution printing for crisp text and graphics

– Multipurpose surface suitable for typing, writing, drawing, or gaming

– Available in three sizes to suit different desk setups

Care instructions

– Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It’s not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.