Brutal Honesty Desk Mat — “Some content has been AI-engineered” Office Quote (3 Sizes)

Description

Spread a little dry humor across your workspace with this wide-format desk mat. The clean surface and bold header whisper ‘BRUTAL HONESTY’, while the small caption below—’Some content has been AI-engineered. Like your last three budget reports.’—lands with a smirk. It’s built to be part of your daily routine: a smooth glide for your mouse, a sturdy barrier for coffee rings, and a low-profile statement that fits into focused work sprints or long creative sessions. Lay it beneath keyboards, sketch pads, or multiple monitors to anchor your desk with that exact blend of sarcasm and practicality.

Available in three different sizes/styles to fit any desk space.

Product features

– Vibrant, crisp dye-sublimated print for lasting color

– 100% polyester top with natural rubber non-slip base

– Smooth, low-friction surface compatible with optical and laser mice

– Durable anti-fray stitched edges and sewn-in label

– Available in three sizes to fit compact or extended setups

Care instructions

– Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It’s not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.