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Brutal Honesty Executive Edition 15oz Coffee Mug “I don’t always ask my employees how they are doing…”
$15.00
This bold ceramic mug speaks with dry wit and quiet confidence. Clean white exterior meets a colored interior and handle to create crisp contrast that highlights the unapologetic text. Heavy, glossy feel in hand; generous 15oz capacity keeps coffee or tea on steady supply during long meetings or introverted mornings. The microwave- and dishwasher-safe finish…

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Brutal Honesty Generation X Edition Phone Case (iPhone, Pixel, Galaxy) — “We used to laugh…”
$24.00
A slim, rugged phone case that speaks plainly and wryly. Bold white-and-blue type sits against a glossy black backdrop reading “BRUTAL HONESTY — Generation X Edition,” then delivers a dry punchline about ads we used to laugh at. It feels like holding a private joke with your generation: low-key, sarcastic, and quietly defiant. The dual-layer…

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Brutal Honesty Phone Case (iPhone, Pixel, Galaxy) — ‘I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?’
$24.00
A sleek, dual-layer phone case that carries bold, minimalist attitude. The deep matte or glossy black shell is printed with crisp white text reading “BRUTAL HONESTY” above a wry one-liner, making a clear statement without shouting. Built with a polycarbonate outer shell and TPU silicone liner, this case absorbs shocks, resists drops, and preserves the…

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Brutal Honesty Phone Case (iPhone, Pixel, Galaxy) — “Do I look like I do subtle?”
$24.00
A sleek, durable phone case that carries a bold, humorous statement: “Do I look like I do subtle?” Matte black background with crisp white typography creates a minimalist, high-contrast look that reads like a personal motto. The dual-layer construction (polycarbonate shell + TPU silicone liner) soaks up shocks and resists daily wear while the full-wrap…

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Brutal Honesty Vanity Plate – “According to my financial planner, I will be able to retire at age 97 and live comfortably for 11 minutes”
$16.00
This aluminum novelty license plate brings dry humor and eye-catching contrast to any garage, wall, or vehicle trim. The bold heading and clean sans-serif text deliver the joke with crisp clarity, while the brushed silver backing catches the light for an elevated, tactile look. Lightweight and sturdy, it hangs easily from four pre-drilled holes and…

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Brutal Honesty 9oz Scented Candle (“If killing someone with kindness doesn’t work…”)
$19.00
Warm amber glass, a clean cotton wick, and a thoughtfully blended soy wax—this candle brings intentional scent and quiet style to everyday moments. Choose from six hand‑curated aromas: a smoky fir-and-orange Christmas Warmth, cozy Cinnamon Vanilla, tropical Coconut Cream + Cardamom, bright Peppered Passionfruit, calming White Sage + Lavender, or a gentle Unscented glow. Each…

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Brutal Honesty Vanity Plate — “Instead of trying to colonize other planets, why don’t we worry about fixing this one?”
$16.00
A sleek aluminum vanity plate that speaks with quiet conviction. The bold, all-caps headline 'BRUTAL HONESTY' sits above a sharp, thought-provoking line: 'Instead of trying to colonize other planets, why don't we worry about fixing this one?' This plate brings a minimal, modern look with high-contrast printing that stands out on a car, garage wall,…

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Brutal Honesty 9oz Scented Soy Candle — “Not always a train wreck” Amber Jar
$19.00
Warm amber glass and clean design meet thoughtfully blended, all-natural scents. This soy candle fills a room with layered aromas—choose from cozy orange-spice fir blends, spicy cinnamon vanilla, exotic coconut cream with cardamom, bright peppered passionfruit, soothing white sage with lavender, or a quiet unscented option. Poured with a 100% cotton wick and a natural…

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Brutal Honesty 15oz Coffee Mug (“I forgot the point…but I do know I love coffee”)
$15.00
A bold ceramic mug that speaks with humor and a wink. Clean white exterior meets a colored interior and handle for a striking contrast that highlights the cheeky “BRUTAL HONESTY” text. The matte-feel ceramic holds warmth and personality — it’s the kind of mug you reach for during slow morning rituals, mid-afternoon recoveries, or whenever…

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Brutal Honesty 15oz Introvert Statement Coffee Mug (“Just because I say hello doesn’t mean I’m prepared…”)
$13.00
Simple, bold, and unapologetic — this ceramic mug carries a sharp sense of humor for morning people who prefer quiet routines. The large, readable text “BRUTAL HONESTY” crowns a smaller line that reads: “Just because I say hello doesn’t mean I’m prepared for any subsequent conversations.” It’s the kind of cup you reach for when…

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Brutal Honesty Desk Mat (3 Sizes) — Microsoft Authenticator Snarky Quote
Price range: $18.00 through $27.00
A minimalist, oversized desk mat built for focused work and candid humor. The wide, smooth surface anchors your keyboard and mouse while a bold, typographic corner message—“BRUTAL HONESTY” with a wry one-liner—keeps the tone honest at your workspace. The soft polyester top resists wear and cleans easily; the dense natural rubber base stays firmly in…

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Brutal Honesty Workplace Warfare 15oz Coffee Mug (“One of the best rewards at work for doing my job well…”)
$15.00
This ceramic accent mug brings a wry, office-ready sense of humor to every coffee break. Bold black lettering on a clean white surface reads “BRUTAL HONESTY — Workplace Warfare,” followed by a deadpan quip that lands like a knowing eye-roll across a Monday meeting. The colored interior and handle add a pop of contrast, while…

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Brutal Honesty 15oz Ceramic Mug – “Coffee. Because murder is wrong”
$13.00
Start the day with a sip and a smirk. This ceramic mug wears its attitude plainly: bold block lettering declares “BRUTAL HONESTY,” while the smaller line below — “Coffee. Because murder is wrong.” — lands like the punchline it is. Clean, minimalist design and high-contrast black text on glossy white ceramic give this mug a…

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Brutal Honesty Gaming Mouse Pad — CAPTCHA Snark (“Computers are now asking humans to prove that they aren’t computers…”)
$15.00
This slim, no-nonsense mouse pad brings a tidy aesthetic and dry wit to any desk. The clean surface features a minimalist typographic design that reads “BRUTAL HONESTY” with a short, clever line beneath — a small dose of humor that lands during long coding sessions, meetings, or late-night streams. Its low-profile 3mm thickness keeps your…

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Brutal Honesty Generation X Edition Phone Case (iPhone, Pixel, Galaxy) (“Fallen and I can’t get up…”)
$24.00
This protective phone case blends straightforward design with tough, everyday reliability. Bold black type on a clean white background makes the message clear — minimal, ironic, and unapologetic. The dual-layer construction (hard polycarbonate shell and soft TPU silicone liner) cushions shocks and absorbs impact while maintaining a slim profile that slips into pockets without fuss….

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