Outdoor Whatnots (For Cars & Yards)

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Brutal Honesty Vanity Plate — Emotional Support Vehicle (“Fueled by gasoline & road rage”)
$16.00
This aluminum vanity plate speaks in blunt, funny honesty — a black-backed plate with bold white and green type that reads like a bumper sticker for the soul. Mount it on a garage wall, the back of a truck, or above a home office desk to announce that your ride (and your mood) runs on…

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Brutal Honesty Vanity Plate (“I save business cards for people I don’t like…”)
$16.00
This aluminum vanity plate talks with a dry, unapologetic voice. Bold, high-contrast text calls out “BRUTAL HONESTY” above a wry one-liner, giving your car an offbeat personality every time you pull into a lot. The lightweight metal stays bright and crisp thanks to vivid printing on a white front and silver backing. Pre-drilled slots make…

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Brutal Honesty Vanity Plate – “According to my financial planner, I will be able to retire at age 97 and live comfortably for 11 minutes”
$16.00
This aluminum novelty license plate brings dry humor and eye-catching contrast to any garage, wall, or vehicle trim. The bold heading and clean sans-serif text deliver the joke with crisp clarity, while the brushed silver backing catches the light for an elevated, tactile look. Lightweight and sturdy, it hangs easily from four pre-drilled holes and…

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Brutal Honesty Vanity Plate — “Instead of trying to colonize other planets, why don’t we worry about fixing this one?”
$16.00
A sleek aluminum vanity plate that speaks with quiet conviction. The bold, all-caps headline 'BRUTAL HONESTY' sits above a sharp, thought-provoking line: 'Instead of trying to colonize other planets, why don't we worry about fixing this one?' This plate brings a minimal, modern look with high-contrast printing that stands out on a car, garage wall,…

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Brutal Honesty Vanity Plate — ‘Wildlife doesn’t choose to be in our backyards. We chose to destroy theirs.’
$16.00
A bold aluminum vanity plate that speaks with blunt clarity. The crisp black typography deliver a high-contrast statement piece that mounts to any vehicle or wall with four pre-drilled holes. Lightweight yet sturdy, the brushed silver backing catches light while the vibrant, fade-resistant print holds up to the elements. Hang it on a garage door,…

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Brutal Honesty Vanity Plate — Emotional Support Vehicle (“Fueled by gasoline & road rage”)

Brutal Honesty Vanity Plate (“I save business cards for people I don’t like…”)

Brutal Honesty Vanity Plate – “According to my financial planner, I will be able to retire at age 97 and live comfortably for 11 minutes”

Brutal Honesty Vanity Plate — “Instead of trying to colonize other planets, why don’t we worry about fixing this one?”

Brutal Honesty Vanity Plate — ‘Wildlife doesn’t choose to be in our backyards. We chose to destroy theirs.’