Mousepads & Desk Mats – Brutal Honesty

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Brutal Honesty Gaming Mouse Pad — “Stop being a less-optimized version of yourself.”
$15.00
A compact, statement-making mouse pad designed for focused work and honest self-improvement. The clean surface features bold typography reading “BRUTAL HONESTY” with a smaller line below that nudges you to stop being a less-optimized version of yourself. Smooth neoprene gliding surface and stitched edges give reliable performance and long-lasting wear, while the rubberized anti-slip base…

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Kaleidoscope Gaming Mouse Pad
$15.00
Bright, stained-glass colors meet gamer precision. This 9″×7″ mouse pad brings a kaleidoscopic burst of blues, reds, yellows and purples to your desk, turning every swipe into a little moment of focus and joy. The smooth neoprene surface lets your sensor glide without resistance while the anti-slip rubber base keeps your aim steady through long…

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Brutal Honesty Hippie Vibe Gaming Mouse Pad
$15.00
Bright, nostalgic energy for your desk. This non-slip mouse pad brings a retro, hippie-inspired design to your daily workflow. The textured polyester surface lets your mouse glide smoothly while preserving vivid colors. A dense natural rubber base grips your desk so the pad stays put through gaming sessions, playlist deep-dives, or long creative stretches. Small…

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Brutal Honesty Emotional Support Mousepad
$15.00
This mouse pad brings quiet humor and clean functionality to a focused desk. A crisp surface carries the bold, minimal text “BRUTAL HONESTY — Emotional Support Mousepad,” a deadpan companion for long work sessions, late-night gaming, or video calls where you’d rather let the mousepad do the talking. The low-profile 3mm thickness and smooth polyester…

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Brutal Honesty Motivational Mousepad ‘You are already the best version of yourself’
$15.00
A minimalist, motivational mouse pad designed for focused work sessions and honest self-reflection. Clean white surface with a bold “BRUTAL HONESTY” headline and a short, candid reminder—’You are already the best version of yourself, so what are you waiting for?’—keeps your mindset sharp between clicks. The slim profile and smooth polyester top make precise cursor…

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Brutal Honesty Gamer Edition Desk Mat — ‘Video games don’t make people violent. Lag does.’
Price range: $18.00 through $27.00
Spread across your desk like a declaration, this roomy desk mat brings focused function and gamer-ready attitude to every session. The smooth polyester surface lets mice glide with precision while vibrant printing keeps the bold “BRUTAL HONESTY — Gamer Edition” message sharp and unapologetic. A natural rubber base holds the mat steady through tense matches…

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Brutal Honesty Generation X Edition Mouse Pad (“Back in my day people used to take photographs…”)
$13.00
A compact, no-nonsense mouse pad that brings dry wit and clean design to your desk. The surface features a bold headline—BRUTAL HONESTY—with a small subline: Generation X Edition, and a short, tongue-in-cheek caption beneath. It sits low and steady under your mouse, giving smooth, consistent tracking for long sessions of work, browsing, or gaming. The…

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Brutal Honesty Desk Mat — “I am going to quit on Friday” (3 Sizes)
Price range: $20.00 through $27.00
A clean, minimalist desk mat that brings quiet humor and practical function to your workspace. The matte surface features bold, honest typography that reads like an inside joke between coworkers, while the soft neoprene base keeps your mouse, keyboard, and pens steady through long work sessions. Hemmed edges resist fraying and the vivid print stays…

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Brutal Honesty Desk Mat — “I don’t need to lie. I have screenshots” (3 Sizes)
Price range: $18.00 through $27.00
A wide, smooth desk mat that turns your workspace into a confident statement. The minimalist design with bold type reads “BRUTAL HONESTY — I don’t need to lie. I have screenshots.” It lays flat across your keyboard and mouse, giving long stretches of effortless glide for optical and laser mice while the natural rubber base…

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Brutal Honesty Gaming Mouse Pad — “I don’t need to lie. I have screenshots”
$15.00
A compact, no-nonsense mouse pad made for folks who live and work online. The clean mono-color face carries a deadpan line — “BRUTAL HONESTY / I don’t need to lie. I have screenshots.” — that lands like a wink for moderators, social media managers, and anyone with a quick retort. The low-profile 3mm thickness keeps…

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Brutal Honesty Desk Mat (3 Sizes) — Microsoft Authenticator Snarky Quote
Price range: $18.00 through $27.00
A minimalist, oversized desk mat built for focused work and candid humor. The wide, smooth surface anchors your keyboard and mouse while a bold, typographic corner message—“BRUTAL HONESTY” with a wry one-liner—keeps the tone honest at your workspace. The soft polyester top resists wear and cleans easily; the dense natural rubber base stays firmly in…

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Brutal Honesty Gaming Mouse Pad — CAPTCHA Snark (“Computers are now asking humans to prove that they aren’t computers…”)
$15.00
This slim, no-nonsense mouse pad brings a tidy aesthetic and dry wit to any desk. The clean surface features a minimalist typographic design that reads “BRUTAL HONESTY” with a short, clever line beneath — a small dose of humor that lands during long coding sessions, meetings, or late-night streams. Its low-profile 3mm thickness keeps your…

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Brutal Honesty Gaming Mouse Pad — “Because rage-quitting just creates more problems.”
$15.00
A compact, no-nonsense mouse pad that keeps your desk tidy and your mouse motion crisp. The minimalist surface puts the bold black motto — “BRUTAL HONESTY — Because rage-quitting just creates more problems.” — front and center, giving your setup a quiet edge. The stitched neoprene edge and anti-slip rubber base mean it stays put…

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Brutal Honesty Gamer Edition Mouse Pad — ‘Just One More Level. I Promise.’
$15.00
A clean, minimal gaming mouse pad that speaks gamer truth with a touch of dry humor. Crisp black typography on a clean surface reads “BRUTAL HONESTY – Gamer Edition” with the tagline “Just one more level. I promise.” It brings a modern, uncluttered look to any desk while offering reliable tracking for optical and laser…

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Brutal Honesty Social Media Edition Desk Mat — (“…all I do is share memes and ignore people”)
Price range: $18.00 through $27.00
A minimalist desk mat that brings quiet wit and clean style to your workspace. The surface features bold, block typography reading “BRUTAL HONESTY — Social Media Edition” with a small, tongue-in-cheek line beneath that catches the eye without shouting. The smooth polyester top gives effortless mouse glide and crisp print clarity, while the natural rubber…

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Brutal Honesty Gaming Mouse Pad — “My selfies have no filter, just like my mouth”
$13.00
A compact, bold mouse pad that brings attitude to your desk. The clean surface highlights the blunt text—"BRUTAL HONESTY / My selfies have no filter. Just like my mouth."—so your sense of humor is the first thing colleagues or teammates see. It’s thin and low-profile for precise mousing, with a textured polyester top for consistent…

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Brutal Honesty Gamer Girl Edition LED Desk Mat (“…I’m here to make the boys rage quit”)
Price range: $22.00 through $30.00
Bright, bold, and unapologetically direct — this LED gaming mouse pad brings personality to your setup and steady performance to every match. The smooth 100% polyester surface lets your mouse glide with confidence while the non-slip rubber base keeps the pad planted through tense clutch moments. A thin RGB LED strip runs the perimeter, switching…

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Brutal Honesty Desk Mat – 3 Sizes (“More sustainable than your plans for a promotion”)
Price range: $18.00 through $27.00
A wide, durable desk mat that brings clarity and focus to your workspace. The minimalist design—bold typography on a clean background—lets your desk breathe while making a quietly assertive statement. The smooth polyester surface makes mouse movement effortless and keeps colors vivid, while the textured natural rubber base holds the mat firmly in place during…

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Brutal Honesty Desk Mat — “Some content has been AI-engineered” Office Quote (3 Sizes)
Price range: $18.00 through $27.00
Spread a little dry humor across your workspace with this wide-format desk mat. The clean surface and bold header whisper ‘BRUTAL HONESTY’, while the small caption below—’Some content has been AI-engineered. Like your last three budget reports.’—lands with a smirk. It’s built to be part of your daily routine: a smooth glide for your mouse,…

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Brutal Honesty Tech Quote Mouse Pad — “Your input violates my output”
$13.00
A clean, no-nonsense mouse pad built for focused work and blunt humor. The crisp surface highlights bold lettering — “BRUTAL HONESTY” — with a small tagline that reads, “Your input violates my output.” It’s light under the wrist, steady under the mouse, and visually uncluttered so your desk stays minimalist and purposeful. Use it during…

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