Desk Accessories – Brutal Honesty

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Brutal Honesty Emotional Support Journal — (“Actually, it’s just a notebook full of complaints”)
$16.00
This spiral notebook channels dry humor and straight-talk into a compact, daily companion for venting, planning, and honest reflection. Matte black front cover features bold white and green typography that reads “BRUTAL HONESTY — Emotional Support Journal (Actually, it’s just a notebook full of complaints…)”, setting a wry tone before you even open it. At…

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Brutal Honesty Desk Mat (3 Sizes) — Microsoft Authenticator Snarky Quote
Price range: $18.00 through $27.00
A minimalist, oversized desk mat built for focused work and candid humor. The wide, smooth surface anchors your keyboard and mouse while a bold, typographic corner message—“BRUTAL HONESTY” with a wry one-liner—keeps the tone honest at your workspace. The soft polyester top resists wear and cleans easily; the dense natural rubber base stays firmly in…

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Brutal Honesty Gaming Mouse Pad — CAPTCHA Snark (“Computers are now asking humans to prove that they aren’t computers…”)
$15.00
This slim, no-nonsense mouse pad brings a tidy aesthetic and dry wit to any desk. The clean surface features a minimalist typographic design that reads “BRUTAL HONESTY” with a short, clever line beneath — a small dose of humor that lands during long coding sessions, meetings, or late-night streams. Its low-profile 3mm thickness keeps your…

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Brutal Honesty Gaming Mouse Pad — “Because rage-quitting just creates more problems.”
$15.00
A compact, no-nonsense mouse pad that keeps your desk tidy and your mouse motion crisp. The minimalist surface puts the bold black motto — “BRUTAL HONESTY — Because rage-quitting just creates more problems.” — front and center, giving your setup a quiet edge. The stitched neoprene edge and anti-slip rubber base mean it stays put…

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Brutal Honesty Gamer Edition Mouse Pad — ‘Just One More Level. I Promise.’
$15.00
A clean, minimal gaming mouse pad that speaks gamer truth with a touch of dry humor. Crisp black typography on a clean surface reads “BRUTAL HONESTY – Gamer Edition” with the tagline “Just one more level. I promise.” It brings a modern, uncluttered look to any desk while offering reliable tracking for optical and laser…

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Brutal Honesty Social Media Edition Desk Mat — (“…all I do is share memes and ignore people”)
Price range: $18.00 through $27.00
A minimalist desk mat that brings quiet wit and clean style to your workspace. The surface features bold, block typography reading “BRUTAL HONESTY — Social Media Edition” with a small, tongue-in-cheek line beneath that catches the eye without shouting. The smooth polyester top gives effortless mouse glide and crisp print clarity, while the natural rubber…

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Brutal Honesty Gaming Mouse Pad — “My selfies have no filter, just like my mouth”
$13.00
A compact, bold mouse pad that brings attitude to your desk. The clean surface highlights the blunt text—"BRUTAL HONESTY / My selfies have no filter. Just like my mouth."—so your sense of humor is the first thing colleagues or teammates see. It’s thin and low-profile for precise mousing, with a textured polyester top for consistent…

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Brutal Honesty Gamer Girl Edition LED Desk Mat (“…I’m here to make the boys rage quit”)
Price range: $22.00 through $30.00
Bright, bold, and unapologetically direct — this LED gaming mouse pad brings personality to your setup and steady performance to every match. The smooth 100% polyester surface lets your mouse glide with confidence while the non-slip rubber base keeps the pad planted through tense clutch moments. A thin RGB LED strip runs the perimeter, switching…

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Brutal Honesty Desk Mat – 3 Sizes (“More sustainable than your plans for a promotion”)
Price range: $18.00 through $27.00
A wide, durable desk mat that brings clarity and focus to your workspace. The minimalist design—bold typography on a clean background—lets your desk breathe while making a quietly assertive statement. The smooth polyester surface makes mouse movement effortless and keeps colors vivid, while the textured natural rubber base holds the mat firmly in place during…

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Brutal Honesty Business Card Holder (“I made these at home with card stock…”)
$20.00
A sleek metallic business card holder that brings quiet confidence to every handshake. The polished metal shell and glossy finish catch the light without shouting, while the velvet-like interior cradles up to 20 standard cards. The friction snap closure clicks shut with reassuring precision, keeping your cards safe and ready. Slide it from a pocket…

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