Brutal Honesty Gaming Mouse Pad — CAPTCHA Snark (“Computers are now asking humans to prove that they aren’t computers…”)

Description

This slim, no-nonsense mouse pad brings a tidy aesthetic and dry wit to any desk. The clean surface features a minimalist typographic design that reads “BRUTAL HONESTY” with a short, clever line beneath — a small dose of humor that lands during long coding sessions, meetings, or late-night streams. Its low-profile 3mm thickness keeps your wrist comfortable without adding bulk, while the smooth polyester face ensures precise optical and laser tracking. The black rubber underside grips firmly to prevent slips, and anti-fray edges keep the print looking sharp through daily use. It slips under a keyboard or stays beside your laptop, quietly making work and play feel a little more focused and a little more human.

Product features

– 100% polyester smooth top for precise optical and laser tracking

– 100% natural rubber non-slip backing for steady desk grip

– 0.1" (3mm) low-profile thickness with anti-fray stitched edges

– Vibrant, crisp print using advanced printing techniques

– One compact size (9.5" × 8") — easy to position or tuck away

Care instructions

– Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It’s not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.