Brutal Honesty Hoodie – “At least I didn’t pay 300 dollars for a hoodie with a style of pizza written on the front”

Description

This soft, midweight hoodie carries a wry, minimalist statement that reads like an inside joke for the price-conscious and style-aware. The bold, block headline sits above a smaller line of deadpan humor, printed in clean white on a deep black background for high contrast and easy readability. Built from a 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it feels warm without being bulky, and the tubular knit and tear-away label keep the silhouette smooth and comfortable. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood add practicality, while subtle DTF sleeve/wrist print and optional embroidery placements make it feel thoughtfully finished. Wear it on chilly commutes, at low-key meetups, or while lounging at home — it’s for people who prefer honest humor and dependable comfort over hype.

Product features

– 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz) for cozy warmth and softness

– Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean fit

– Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket

– Durable, high-contrast prints using Direct-to-Film and DTG methods; embroidery available

– Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and compliance with safety standards

Care instructions

– Tumble dry: medium

– Iron, steam or dry: low heat

– Do not dryclean

– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean